Bio

There once was a runner named Kevin Huang.
He was light and nimble and loved a good song.
Fast were his feet.
He loved his meat,
And sunbathing in the nude on Scripps lawn.

His skin smelled of fresh flowers.
The ladies would stare at him for hours.
His foes wouldn't dare
As Kevin gave them despair
At the sight of him with his sloth bear.

But his most feared possession
From the War of the Austrian Succession,
Was a silver sword
That he simply adored.
And all his enemies would have manic depression.